Greetings brothers & sisters at Urban Traders,
It is only now that we have found a perfect opportunity to make an apology for not appearing at the performance on Sunday, July 8th, 2018. We suffered a great tragedy! I was arrested early on Tuesday, July 3rd because some lady over at Enterprise Rent a Car made an absurd accusation that I had made a threat to bomb their building. How did it happen? I simply said something to the effect, “I am so angry and I feel like exploding!” That was because they had screwed up the rental order up to 3 times [which pointed more toward racism on their part because they seemed to be sabotaging the order in a very deliberate manner].
In any case, I was arrested for 2 months and 18 days, and I went directly into hunger strike soon as I got to the county sheriff’s jail to protest the charges. I spent 56 days on water alone [strictly no food]. There were interruptions because they would chain me up and ship me to the emergency room every 2 or 3 weeks. All in all I was shipped to major hospitals 13 times.
The case was “nulled” in the lower / General District Court at Henrico County in September but was then re-instated and certified to the upper Circuit Court [which appears to be criminal behavior / gangsterism on the part of the Commonwealth Attorney of Virginia because that becomes “double jeopardy” without explicitly stating so]. So, April 16th, 2019, we go back to trial with a jury. The formal charge is:
“Making or communicating a threat to bomb, burn or destroy a place of assembly or systems of mass transportation for a person 15 years and older,” which is a felony 5 offense.
Thank you for all your kindness and you will sincerely have to forgive us for not being there with you. JAH guide.
Fahari Sound International
“Hello everyone! Just want to let you know that we have finished building the wall
#thewall for the Ku Klown in the White House. We received this certificate from the legendary Rosa Parks back in 2003, so we ripped our name & substituted with the name of the Deplorable Trash.”
Courtesy Georgina OnuOha et al.